Come one! Come All! As I tell you about my date with a MF Trump Supporter!
Some backstory for you: I am on the dating apps and going on dates with the plan to continue all through summer. This guy was from Tinder, and I plainly have in my Tinder bio “NO TRUMP SUPPORTERS!!”. I do not want or need to align with someone who aligns themselves with the orange monster.
I have talked to this guy on Tinder for a few days, and we decided to meet up at a bar for a drink on Wednesday night. The date is going well. He is telling me about his many businesses, his love for his family, his Nigerian background and upbringing (yes, he is BLACK.). We are flirting, laughing, and having a good ole time. UNTIL…
He asks, “Are you a Democrat or a Republican?”
I say, “While I do not label myself as either.”
He quickly interjects.“You are the reason Trump won”.
I quickly clarify, “Hold up! While I do not label myself as either, I do lean more toward democratic ideals, and I absolutely did not vote for that monster.” I need to make sure NO ONE is out here thinking I’m on that Stacey Dash bullshit.
He asks, “Why didn’t you vote for Trump?"
Now at this point, I am thinking this question is dumb because there are so many reasons, but I list, “He is a womanizer, racist, transphobic, homophobic, and a downright…”
Before I can finish, he interrupts, “That is just his personality. He is a businessman. I am a businessman. I voted for him because of the tax break. I get the biggest tax breaks because of him.”
At this point, I am sitting in shock and disbelief because HE VOTED FOR TRUMP!
This immigrant (legal or not) black man voted for a man who during his election campaign told us he would restrict immigrants just like he and his big ass Nigerian family and voted for him anyway because of A FUCK TAX BREAK!
The fact that you voted for Trump back in 2016 for whatever fuck ass reason, after the last 3 years you still feel comfortable telling people you did. After the travel ban on countries with a “proven history of terrorism AND, after he is ripping immigrant children from their parents and sticking the children in cages. AFTER ALL OF THAT, you still want to rep this non-nigga. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!
After he confessed that, I looked at my phone, “Wow! It’s getting so late. I should really get home because I have to work tomorrow”. Then I left.
I was shocked! The date was going so well until he wanted to rep his set. This is a lesson that Trump supporters come in all forms, and I must stay vigilant and keep my energy pure.
He texted me Thursday morning to say he had fun. I let him that I was having fun until I found out he voted for Trump. He said we could continue to get to know each other but not talk about religion or politics. I replied No because you Voting for that monster for a tax break means that you care more about money than people and that is all I need to know.
Y'all pray for me in this world of dating. Being single is ruff. I need a BAE to take me from these incompetent niggas.
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